for a piece in the penny dreadful, Yale's pulp fiction publication, about a valiant and feathered Crusader.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
before and after
for a piece in the penny dreadful, Yale's pulp fiction publication, about a valiant and feathered Crusader.
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
cornucopia of blurbs
these next four were for an article of April Fools blurbs.
Yale Bans Women:
"One professor who wished to remain anonymous said he felt that Yale “was getting back to its roots” with this decision, adding, “I mean, this is Yale University. But you walk around campus today and you’d think you’re at some sort of quilting circle or Lilith fair. Where are the tweed jackets? The cigars? By god, where is all the latent homoeroticism masked as pedagogy?”"
Bulldogs in Somalia:
"Most of what you learn at Yale is so academic, so inapplicable to the real world. I feel like I actually learned something practical: how to raid a boat.”
Old Campus Gets its Name:
"And so, on Apr. 19, 1810, Connecticut Hall became a temporary dormitory for the displaced seniors of New Haven. From the saggy to the spry, naked one and all, 20 New Haven seniors living on welfare came to reside at Yale College."
The Great A Cappella Ban of 1956:
"Begun during the rationing of World War II, when instruments had to be chopped up for firewood, a capella was something of an accident. In 1956, then-President Kingman Brewster, ’41, banned the activity, as instruments were once again plentiful."
and another for an article on a party that was co-thrown by DKE, the frattiest frat on campus, M O D E R N L O V E, hipster party of choice, and the Women's Center. Truly a collision of worlds.
Yale Bans Women:
"One professor who wished to remain anonymous said he felt that Yale “was getting back to its roots” with this decision, adding, “I mean, this is Yale University. But you walk around campus today and you’d think you’re at some sort of quilting circle or Lilith fair. Where are the tweed jackets? The cigars? By god, where is all the latent homoeroticism masked as pedagogy?”"
Bulldogs in Somalia:
"Most of what you learn at Yale is so academic, so inapplicable to the real world. I feel like I actually learned something practical: how to raid a boat.”
Old Campus Gets its Name:
"And so, on Apr. 19, 1810, Connecticut Hall became a temporary dormitory for the displaced seniors of New Haven. From the saggy to the spry, naked one and all, 20 New Haven seniors living on welfare came to reside at Yale College."
The Great A Cappella Ban of 1956:
"Begun during the rationing of World War II, when instruments had to be chopped up for firewood, a capella was something of an accident. In 1956, then-President Kingman Brewster, ’41, banned the activity, as instruments were once again plentiful."
and another for an article on a party that was co-thrown by DKE, the frattiest frat on campus, M O D E R N L O V E, hipster party of choice, and the Women's Center. Truly a collision of worlds.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
another day another graphics
for an article on leaving/taking breaks from school (that i can't find the link to anymore, sorry.)
for an article on off-campus housing.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
strip party
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(swing space is the name of the dorm building I live in. it is far away from everything.)
(swing space is the name of the dorm building I live in. it is far away from everything.)
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