Saturday, January 23, 2010

the yale herald predicts trends for 2010

Prediction 1: Obesity

"An obese messiah (Oprah showed early promise but proved weak-willed) will rise from the rubble of a thousand gnarled treadmills and lead us, albeit at a comfortable walking pace, into 2010 and beyond."


Prediction 2: Male Prostitution.

"I foresee an opening of the floodgates as a trickle of customers turns into a torrent of men and women looking for escapism in the arms of a one-time Lehman Brothers analyst."

original article here.

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